Dungeon Meshi - Marcilles Monster Cosplay 2
Dungeon Meshi - Marcilles Monster Cosplay 2
my body trying desparately to inform me I’m iron deficient: YOU FEEL BAD EAT MORE LEAVES
my brain: have we tried love. have we tried falling in love
a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it
I hate government programs in the US bc conservatives are always trying to dismantle them so the lefty byline is always like “these programs are vital and lifesaving and keep so many people from starving and being homeless, they’re Very Good and you have a moral obligation to protect and defend them!” and the program is question is something called the National Anti Hunger Initiative or NAHI and it only applies to people who have $527 or less a month in Net Perforated Index-Subnet Income (NPISI) before taxes and housing costs and the program gives you a $99 a month voucher that reloads every 1/80th waxing moon that is only good for buying specific brands of gruel BUT you only get to take 200 breaths a day when you’re on the program and for every breath over 200 you take they subtract one dollar from the vouchers you receive and you have to count and report your own breaths bc they don’t have the funding to do that and if you misrepresent the amount of breaths you take that’s Breath Fraud and there’s a hotline you can call to report someone’s Breath Fraud and you can be denied gruel vouchers for the rest of your life if youre accused of Breath Fraud. And you’re just like. Not allowed to complain abt this bc apparently the only alternative to this is no one ever gets gruel vouchers
like okay if we’re talking about this anatomically the ear holes on a human skull and a cat are actually in the same spot it’s a difference in the shape of the cranium. you can see what’s happening if you look at hairless cats
ears is big. so you can put the cat ears wherever you want if you start them at the same point as where the human ears would go.
just like. pull the sideburns back a little and it’s fine. it’s fine.
it’s the best way to catify your blorbos with visible human ears. but that’s just my…….. purrsonal opinion…………..
the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that
i had to phone a taxi today, scary
every time i see this post i think of that person who posted on reddit that they wanted to go to subway for the first time but they were scared they would say the wrong thing so someone gave them step by step instructions for the entire process and what all the choices would be and when they would ask what question and i just think
someone will
someone out there will see you and say “yes. the world is scary. but let me hold your hand and show you how to do it anyways”
everyone needs that someone, and everyone can be that someone
Reblog for larger sample size whatever
no no let em cook, what do i get if i choose one of them
Athena gives you a really cool sword and armor.
Hera offers you a life long and happy
Aphrodite offers you the most beautiful woman in the world. She does not specify if this woman is married or not
oh fuck yeah i love women i vote aphrodite
Uh oh, she’s married to the King of Sparta and now all of her former suitors are after you and they all brought a minimum of 600 soldiers.
thank the gods for these really sturdy walls i think everything will go so well for the neighborhood
Big horse.
Ooooooo~! gimme gimme gimme